Kill your cell phone

I’ve decided that I have a new thing to hate immensely, ringtones. I fucking hate ringtones based on people having them simply so you’ll hear them. The thing these days is to have a song as the ringtone, so you will know that your phone is ringing AND the people around you will know what your musical tastes in are.

Please people, spare me the bullshit of hearing the lame shallow lyrics and cheesy hooks of the current rap scene. I’d say about 95% of rap artists are pure fucking garbage, and the 5% that aren’t garbage more than likely are not the top “downloads” for any major phone service provider.

Back to ringtones though, I just don’t think that your personal phone should be heard, my phone ringer is always on vibrate and my text tone is very inaudible to anyone but myself. My reasoning is that my cell phone is owned by me, I pay the bill and deal with shit like overages and roaming. So if the phone is mine in every sense than why the fuck would I torture others with an obnoxious ringer? They don’t pay the bill, they don’t talk on it and they don’t write cute lil’ text haiku’s on it so why would they care to hear my ringer/tone?

We get these twats that say “let me know if my phone rings while I step away”, I wonder why they don’t just step away with their phone. People need to realize that owning a cell phone doesn’t make you important, that shit went out the window about 8 years ago when they became affordable to the AVERAGE consumer. I personally hate my cell phone, I had one for a while because I never kept a house line and a cell phone was my source of keeping in touch with employers and family members alike. People say shit like: “what if you get a flat tire?” I tell them that I’d change the fucking tire and continue about my business regardless of the status of my cell phone.

People seem to forget that they lived their whole lives without phones until recently, “I’d die without my cell phone!!” Fuck! I hope they die with their precious cell phone, as a matter of fact I hope they die because of their stupid iphone. Whoop-de-doo! You can scroll through your voicemails without listening to them….that’s groundbreaking!! Hopefully Apple will add an implement to the iphone that reduces your douche-bag rating, maybe they could bundle it with a free Kanye West ringtone….

 hOlLaZ!!!1!