Mythical Warming

Global warming is a topic that is pretty big right now, it even got Al Gore a fucking award that he doesn’t deserve. I, like many, have an opinion on this topic and would like to give my insight.

The climate in recent years has been much warmer than years past, which is fine, I don’t dispute that. I remember it snowing as early as Thanksgiving why I was young, and my father told me stories of how lakes would be frozen from November to March when he was a boy. But what gets me is that climate has been studied for what? At most, maybe a couple thousand years and that would be a stretch.

To fight that dispute the warming advocates are throwing “core samples” in our face. What is a core sample you ask? Basically they drill into a deep glacier to get a long shaft of ice and with this they can analyze how much co2 was present in the air at that current time by counting the bubbles or some shit. By finding how much carbon dioxide is in the air they can determine the global temperature at that point in time.

Now that I’ve explained how core sampling works I will explain how it really doesn’t prove a warming theory. In my research, which wasn’t terribly extensive, I found that the furthest reaching core sample was drilled in the Guliya Ice cap of western China during the 1990’s and reached back 760,000 years. Now you may think; “good heavens, that is quite a long time ago”, and I would have to agree with you…it is indeed a long time ago. But chew on this, the Earth is 4.5 billion years old…taking 760,000 years of climate and saying that a planet is in peril is like saying a girl is ugly based on how her pinky toenail looks. 760,000 is a big number, but for it to stand up to 4.5 billion you’d have to multiply it nearly 6,000 times. That’s a lot!

So in closing global warming is a bullshit man-made myth, Al Gore is a dick-wad and Earth is really fucking old!